Speling Disklaymer...

I can't spell. I know it, and even though these convenient text windows are equipped with a spell check button, sometimes I am too preoccupied to use it, or I just enjoy the colloquial asymmetry created by the look of my misspelled words too much to correct them. In any case, I am issuing a warning here and now that you will encounter poorly spelled words on this page, so if that type of flagrant disregard for proper literature (not to mention blatent over-use of commas) offends you I would suggest periodically averting your eyes. Safe journey.